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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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