- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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