- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Golf.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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