- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people stink of shite!

Knock knock... Home invasion

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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