- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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