- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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