- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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