- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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