Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Trump will make America great again.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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