- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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