What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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