Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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I have an idea! You leave.

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Man U

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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