- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What's better than a stick? A stone

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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