What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

I was once a hamster.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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