How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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