- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

I'm homeless.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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