-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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