Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

thumb_up thumb_down -3

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

i had a black friend once......just kidding

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

So one time there was this woman learning...

thumb_up thumb_down -3

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

thumb_up thumb_down -3

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

thumb_up thumb_down -3

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops