Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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read this sentence again.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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America

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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