- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Urban ghettos

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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