Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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