- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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