What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

whats gay and american? a gay american

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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