- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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