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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

women rights

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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