women rights

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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