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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Detroit has a low crime rate

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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