knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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