- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

An Asian with a big dick.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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