- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Neither did she.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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