what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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