- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Potassium? K.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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