Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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