- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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