what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

thumb_up thumb_down -20

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops