- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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