Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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this website is a bad joke

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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