What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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