why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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this website is a bad joke

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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