How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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