What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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