What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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