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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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