Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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