what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Take part of what?

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Sarah Palin.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Anti Joke

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