- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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