What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Black people in Camden NJ.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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