What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Anti Joke

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