What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Brain fart

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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