My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Whats 1+1? window!

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

This is an anti- joke

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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