What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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ewrg

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What's the new green? Green

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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