- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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