What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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