- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

A women left the kitchen.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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