What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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