How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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