What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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