Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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