Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Knock knock knock OCD

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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