Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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