- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

binladin walks into the american seals

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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