What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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