- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the new green? Green

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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