What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Anti-jokes are funny.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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