- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

You idiot thats 9 letters

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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