What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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