- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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