Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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