- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

This is a joke.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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