Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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