- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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