Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Anti Joke

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