- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Your mom went to college

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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