- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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