- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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