How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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