your mom was so fat that she died.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Tilt your screen back .

asians have slitted eyes lol

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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