- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

What's white and black? Color blind.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

why did matt die? He had cancer

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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