I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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