- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

So a bar walks into a man...

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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