- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

The FCC

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Your girlfriend.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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