I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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This is not a joke.

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Jimmy Saville

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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ewrg

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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