- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

A blonde dies Lololol

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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