Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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what's black and can't swim?

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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