- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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