- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

noah is a scrub jungle

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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