- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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