- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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