- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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