Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Albert <3 Hunter

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Women's rights.

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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