- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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