- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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