What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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How old are you? 7

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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