- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

A van drives into a car.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Poker face

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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