- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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