What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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