- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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