- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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