What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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My cat just died.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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