- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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