- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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