Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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A house comes around the corner.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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