Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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