- Anti Joke

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

what is big and white? Your Mom

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.