- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Ain't idn't a word.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

sky silverstein

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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