Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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