- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Why didn't he finish his

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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