- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Once upon a time a was born

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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