- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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