- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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