josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Paper or plastic? Yes...

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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