- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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