- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

In soviet Russia...things are different

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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