Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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You are joking right?

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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