- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

womans having rights.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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