- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

A miserable man committed suicide.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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