- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

men's rights activists

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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