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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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