- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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