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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.