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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Happy Monday!

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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