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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

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