Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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