- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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