Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Where's my baby??

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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