- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Knock Knock No solicitors

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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