Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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Your mums a potato

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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