Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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