- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

who is gay wit mon james cornish

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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