A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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