- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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