- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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