You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Tunechi

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

I? Everett

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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