What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Homo say what?

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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