- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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