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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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