Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

In soviet Russia...things are different

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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