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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

i dont fisish anythi

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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