- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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