How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...