- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

justin beiber sucks

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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