- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

A house comes around the corner.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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