Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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ecks! why zee?

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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