- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Tilt your screen back .

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

woman's rights

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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